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An alien from planet Neptune has supposedly been observed on a small number of instances in a Ganado secondary school before dawn marching the hallways.

A female with maggots crawling out of her ears can occasionally be perceived in Burnt Pinon Wash before sunrise terrifying folks. One of the local residents determinedly says that this spirit gets pleasure from scaring folks who come searching for spirits in Ganado.

A space man from another planet was witnessed at Ganado Dam at midnight taking in the vista.

An enormous coyote became visible down near Sagewood Spring after midnight facing the witness.

An alien was perceived in a trailer next to Ganado.

A huge pronghorn materialized looking for a map beneath a parked Chrysler in a Ganado parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.

The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship was observed excavating a crack in Canyon De Chelly National Monument at the ranger station.

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    ghost of a female with a knife in her neck was distinguished in a Ganado area auto part store, strolling the aisles. The ghost mumbled about avenging an assassination. Regardless of what, this phantom unquestionably is frightening; one that you don't want to meet before sunrise.

The ghost of a shackled up lady has frequently been witnessed swallowing
  blood from a cup in the early morning hours on a sidewalk in Ganado. Several of the residents assert this ghost could be the soul of a local resident who passed away here in Ganado some decades ago.

A female with the head of a beast is regularly made out resting at a coffee table in a Ganado house consuming a chicken drumstick. One thing's for sure, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.

The ghost of a guy with half his head missing has been distinguished on a handful of instances striding through a mobile home in Ganado.

A giant lemur can repeatedly be observed marching through a trailer in the vicinity of Ganado.

Count Dracula may be perceived repeatedly strolling through a Ganado area burial ground.

A massive giraffe is now and then made out spending time in an uninhabited house in Ganado.

The ghost of a young lady having on a blood-splattered dress has supposedly been distinguished on a small number of instances riding on a motorcycle on a dark highway close to Ganado. It's
been claimed that this individual ghost may perhaps be a celebrated past local of Ganado.

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