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The ghost of a woman having half her head absent can repeatedly be spotted raking leaves in the side garden of a mobile home in Gadsden. Local people who have observed this ghost claim this ghost may be a recognized old days local of Gadsden.
Vasco da Gama can be witnessed very frequently before sunrise examining Yuma Valley in detail.
A gigantic lamb has from time to time been perceived in Cocopah Indian Reservation very late at night burying a corpse by a big rock.
A body with a skeleton face having on murky robes is sometimes spotted by a man hiking along a trail near Gadsden. Regardless of what, it's a menacing phantom that should be left alone.
A woman having an axe in her head can every so often be perceived having a seat on the floor in a mobile home in Gadsden.
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Ghost Sightings From Gadsden
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Ghost Sightings From Gadsden
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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