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These are some lies we made up about Fountain Hills.
A gigantic hamster materialized taking in the panorama at Fountain Hills Dam late in the night.
An Anchisaurus was seen strolling in the middle of a desolate road near Fountain Hills.
An ET from the Moon was distinguished checking out McDowell Pass in detail very late at night.
An enormous iguana has often been spotted on the pinnacle of Apache Peak at the stroke of midnight studying the view.
A space invader from another solar system is often observed pondering in Camp Reno Historical Marker at the stroke of midnight.
A semi rotten human dead body has purportedly been spotted on numerous instances in the middle of Sycamore Creek startling folks. It's been claimed that this specific spirit is the struggling soul of a long departed Fountain Hills local person. No matter what people state, this spirit unquestionably is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A gargantuan kangaroo may often be distinguished relaxing
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in a chair in a home near Fountain Hills.
The ghost of a grower wearing a straw hat can be perceived often in the rear seat of a Honda by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise. Based on what the locals assert, this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while
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journeying through Fountain Hills a long time ago.
A gigantic lion is every now and then observed by a lady fishing by a lake in close proximity to Fountain Hills.
The phantom of a young air force pilot has purportedly been perceived on several occasions sitting on a stool in a building in Fountain Hills. Many locals argue this spirit likes scaring foolish folks who are fearless enough to upset the silence in Fountain Hills.
A young-looking girl in a blood-splattered wedding gown may once in a while be seen tossing pebbles in Lost Dutchman State Park quite near the park headquarters. One thing's for certain, it's a creepy ghost that is rather not disrupted.
An extraterrestrial has regularly been made out stacking pieces of wood beneath a lamppost in Fountain Hills.
A gentleman having a knife in his head is repeatedly seen in Casa Grande Ruins National Monument near the park headquarters devastating a bag. Anyhow, it unquestionably is a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't want to meet in the early morning hours.
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da Gama can often be observed pacing from flat to flat at midnight on a Fountain Hills lane.
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Ghost Sightings From Fountain Hills
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Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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