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A sizeable terrifying beast is every now and then made out late in the night looking across Red Knolls Amphitheater.
A huge muskrat has purportedly been witnessed on many instances at Black Rock Wash on a dark night throwing chunks of concrete into the flow.
A pitch black dog that shape-shifted into a female can every now and then be noticed by Mallory Detention Dam late in the night staring at the water. It has been declared that this particular ghost is the undead soul of an old Fort Thomas local resident.
The spirit of a youthful woman clad as a house keeper is frequently spotted on a dark night exploring Box Canyon in detail. No matter what, this ghost undeniably is frightening; one that is rather not interrupted.
A massive burro has been observed on a handful of instances howling at the watcher to leave up on Black Hills.
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Thomas
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Thomas
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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