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These are some lies we made up about Fort Mohave.
A space alien from space is frequently witnessed relaxing on a sofa in a trailer in Fort Mohave.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack carrying a sizeable axe has allegedly been spotted on a few occasions at Squaw Beach going for a midnight dip. Several people claim this phantom is that of a local resident who had a home here in Fort Mohave some time ago.
A bloodcurdling skeleton may often be noticed screaming at the eye witness to beat it in Fort Mojave Indian Reservation after midnight.
A huge dog may be distinguished repeatedly very late at night flying across Spears Lake.
Plato has once in a while been perceived scraping out a gap underneath a streetlamp in Fort Mohave.
The martian commander of a flying saucer is once in a while perceived pacing from flat to flat before sunrise on a Fort Mohave lane.
An alien from Venus is known to have been noticed on a handful of occasions fly fishing from the shore of Beaver Lake before
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sunrise.
A giant alligator can now and then be distinguished in the middle of Piute Wash dining on a carrot.
A guy that shifted shape into a vampire has repeatedly been spotted slurping soda pop in Times Gulch after midnight. Any which way, it sure is a scary spirit that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A fluorescent human character
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is regularly perceived sitting at the kitchen counter in a Fort Mohave trailer. It has been said that this exact ghost enjoys frightening unwise people who come trying to find ghosts in Fort Mohave. In any event, this ghost unquestionably is frightening; one that should be let alone.
The phantom of a pregnant woman has supposedly been perceived on frequent instances in a deserted neighborhood in the vicinity of Fort Mohave.
The ghost of a young guy having on a coat can be spotted frequently trying to locate a woman near the entrance to Lake Havasu State Park.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has sometimes been noticed near the entrance to Lake Mead National Recreation Area carrying a skull.
A decapitated guy is every so often made out standing by the side of a gloomy road near Fort Mohave. Regardless of what, this is an unpleasant phantom that is rather not disturbed.
A space alien may every so often be made out sending a box at a Fort Mohave post office.
A colossal elephant was witnessed glugging
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down gas from a fuel pump at a gas station in Fort Mohave.
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Mohave
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Mohave
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
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