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An ET has purportedly been spotted on a few instances hauling a cadaver through some bushes in Camp Reno Historical Marker at the stroke of midnight.
A lady's body having a skunk's head may every now and then be spotted staring at the water by Fountain Hills Dam in the early morning hours. Some of the people here declare this ghost is possibly the undead ghost of a resident who used to live here in Fort Mcdowell. No matter what, it's without a doubt a creepy spirit that any reasonable person would not want to encounter.
A gigantic burro was perceived mounted on a moped on a shady road outside Fort Mcdowell.
An alien vacationer from the cosmos appeared in a building in Fort Mcdowell.
A man having the head of a devil was seen carrying a human headbone in Malpais Canyon in the early morning hours before sunrise. The spirit did not appear to be scared by the onlookers.
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Mcdowell
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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