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These are some lies we made up about Fort Huachuca.
A gargantuan argali materialized glancing at the view from the top of Demonstration Hill late at night.
A man with the head of a demon was spotted staring by Blacktail Spring late at night. Panicked by the watchers the spirit vanished into the darkness.
A female alight, holding a gasoline tank came into sight attempting to verbalize something in Blacktail Canyon very late at night. This exact ghost has been made out frequently in this spot.
A gigantic fox was spotted by Blacktail Wash trying to capture something.
A sizeable menacing ogre was spotted in a home in Fort Huachuca.
The phantom of a planter dressed in a hat has repeatedly been seen pulling a cadaver through some bushes in Bella Vista Neighborhood Park at night. According to the residents, this ghost is that of a local person who existed here in Fort Huachuca a long time ago. Anyway, it is in all certainty a frightening ghost that any wise person wouldn't wish to encounter.
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gargantuan mouse is regularly made out around midnight flying across Pine Park.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system may regularly be witnessed on the highest spot of one of the mountains in the Huachuca Mountains around midnight shouting names.
A space man from space has every so often been seen in a Fort Huachuca home.
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extraterrestrial has purportedly been made out on several occasions staggering by the side of a secluded road close to Fort Huachuca.
An martian vacationer from the cosmos may now and then be spotted seated in an armchair in an apartment in close proximity to Fort Huachuca.
A young-looking girl having on a bloody wedding dress has often been distinguished burrowing a crack by Kartchner Caverns State Park. Many residents claim this spirit likes frightening people who have the courage to upset the tranquility in Fort Huachuca.
A female with a sea-green face is known to have been made out on several instances in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver noticing the ghost in her rear view mirror at midnight.
A gigantic budgerigar may frequently be spotted in Chiricahua National Monument quite near the park headquarters seeking a map.
A colossal grizzly bear can be spotted very frequently by a person camping at a campground next to Fort Huachuca.
A Pteranodon has sometimes been perceived seated in a chair in a residence in Fort Huachuca.
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Huachuca
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Huachuca
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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