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These are some lies we made up about Fort Defiance.
The ghost of a lady with demonic signs etched into her nose can every so often be made out by Bonito Creek articulating into the thin air. In any event, it's without a doubt a terrifying ghost that is rather not disrupted.
Socrates has repeatedly been witnessed reading a magazine up on Black Rock.
The martian crew member of an unidentified flying object is regularly noticed trying to find a woman down at Billy Goat Spring at night.
An enormous chamois has purportedly been witnessed on many instances by Black Rock Natural Bridge weeping.
A Stegosaurus may repeatedly be spotted playing a song on a guitar in a Fort Defiance building.
An martian vacationer from the cosmos has every now and then been perceived scrutinizing Aspen Canyon in detail after midnight.
A gargantuan ibex is now and then distinguished in Navajo Tribal Fairground at midnight concealing a dead body by a large boulder.
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Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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