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These are some lies we made up about Fort Apache.
The ghost of a critically scorched female is often made out gobbling a hotdog by East Fork White River. According to the residents, this ghost is probably the undeceased ghost of a person who used to dwell here in Fort Apache. One thing is for certain, it's a creepy ghost that is rather not upset.
An ET from planet Mars is rumored to have been made out on a small number of instances spending time in a derelict structure in Fort Apache.
An alien from space can frequently be perceived studying Bear Canyon in detail on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial can be seen often by Sevenmile Rim discussing into the air.
The ghost of a man with satanic symbols etched into his arm has every now and then been observed gazing at the water by Sevenmile Tank Dam after midnight. Scores of locals declare this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long gone Fort Apache local resident. Anyway, it's undeniably a creepy ghost that you don't want to come across at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Apache
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
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