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These are some lies we made up about Florence.
An alien from another planet was spotted browsing through the freezer in the kitchen of a Florence trailer late at night.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft became visible taking a rest at a coffee table in a Florence home.
A gigantic tapir was noticed in Highway Park in the early morning hours before sunrise mounding rocks.
An extremely large otter has repeatedly been noticed up on Picture Rocks demolishing a map.
A Tyrannosaurus is frequently witnessed at Florence Diversion Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise trying to find a photo.
A gargantuan wombat is known to have been distinguished on one or two occasions heaving stones into the stream at Bogart Wash after midnight.
A space alien from planet Jupiter may regularly be perceived downing root beer outside the entrance to Casa Grande Ruins National Monument.
The ghost of a guy having on a police uniform can be distinguished very frequently
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looking at people in a Florence home through a keyhole.
A space alien from outer space has from time to time been witnessed hitch-hiking by a shady highway near Florence.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is every now and then spotted trying to find a man in Boyce Thompson Arboretum State Park right by the
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park headquarters. Regardless of what folks utter, this phantom certainly is bloodcurdling; one that should be avoided.
Hansel and Gretel's mom has supposedly been observed on a handful of occasions guzzling gas from a fuel pump at a fuel station in Florence.
An extraterrestrial can once in a while be perceived walking a Terrier late at night on a murky Florence residential road.
The ghost of a gentleman having on an armed forces uniform has regularly been perceived staring through trailer windows in Florence after midnight. One thing's for sure, this is an unfriendly phantom that is better not interrupted.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship is frequently witnessed watching cable in a Florence living room late in the night.
An extremely large doe is rumored to have been seen on numerous instances on a Florence street in the early morning hours.
Archimedes may repeatedly be spotted gazing at an old woman snoozing on the floor in a building in Florence.
An extraterrestrial from planet
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Pluto has now and then been witnessed trying on clothes in a Florence home.
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Ghost Sightings From Florence
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Ghost Sightings From Florence
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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