Flagstaff, Arizona Lies


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A sizeable chilling ogre may often be perceived pulling up weeds in the front yard of a flat in Flagstaff.

The menacing ghost of a conquistador may be perceived often by a woman canoeing in a river in close proximity to Flagstaff. No matter what people express, this is a bad phantom that should be stayed away from.

An extremely large musk-ox has from time to time been observed heaving rocks into Big Fill Lake late in the night.

A terrifying skeleton is rumored to have been noticed on several instances looking at the scenery at Continental Dam Number Three at night.

Socrates may now and then be seen among the trees of Fort Valley Experimental Forest hurling chunks of concrete.

The extraterrestrial captain of a UFO was distinguished piling bricks up on Deer Hill.

An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter showed up marveling at Fisher Point late at night.

A giant grizzly bear was made out late in the night checking out
 
    Fay Canyon in detail.

A massive hartebeest came into view late at night glancing across Black Bill Park.

An extremely large chimpanzee was witnessed resting on a couch in a house in Flagstaff.

A man that transformed into a vampire was spotted reading a magazine by a streetlamp in Flagstaff. This precise ghost has been noticed over
  and over again in this place. It's been claimed that this individual phantom is that of a local resident who had a home here in Flagstaff a long time ago.

A very large cony has frequently been spotted in Arroyo Park on a dark night trying to find a person.

A space man from another part of the galaxy has purportedly been noticed on frequent occasions searching through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Flagstaff residence late in the night.

Snow White may often be witnessed drifting down Schultz Creek after midnight.

The spirit of a pregnant female may be perceived very frequently gazing at Aspen Spring after midnight. According to the folks who live here, this phantom enjoys terrifying unwise folks who have the guts to disturb the tranquility in Flagstaff. Either way, it is indisputably a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not upset.

A headless man is every now and then noticed gazing at folks in a Flagstaff mobile home through an air vent. Loads of locals declare this ghost loves scaring foolhardy folks
who come searching for ghosts in Flagstaff. In any event, this is an unlikable ghost that you do not want to bump into around midnight.

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The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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