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These are some lies we made up about Eloy.
The ghost of a flight attendant came into sight in the early morning hours before sunrise hovering across Santa Cruz Flats. The spirit greeted the bystander.
A gargantuan alligator was perceived burrowing a gap in City Park before dawn.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system was distinguished walking through an apartment in the vicinity of Eloy.
The spirit of an aged Indian chief has frequently been perceived pulling a cadaver from the freezing water of McClellan Wash before dawn. One of the folks who live here steadfastly argues that this ghost could be the soul of a local resident who died here in Eloy before the present.
An ET is often witnessed at a coin operated phone in Eloy making a phone call.
The extraterrestrial captain of an unidentified flying object has supposedly been spotted on many instances having an apple by a desolate road in the vicinity of Eloy in the early morning hours.
An alien voyager from another
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part of the galaxy can be observed frequently being in an empty house in Eloy.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady has once in a while been observed on the top of Toltec Buttes in the early morning hours before sunrise monitoring the vista. One thing's for certain, it's without a doubt a chilling spirit that is preferably not interrupted.
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phantom of a youthful woman outfitted as a house keeper is known to have been seen on a few instances quite near Picacho Peak State Park reading a newsletter.
A huge eland can now and then be observed trying to locate another ghost in Casa Grande Ruins National Monument quite near the park headquarters.
The ghost of a destitute man has repeatedly been seen riding on a bicycle on a shady road in the neighborhood of Eloy. Any which way, this is a horrible ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across late at night.
A space invader from another world is regularly perceived in a flat in Eloy.
A Yeti has allegedly been distinguished on a small number of instances in an Eloy flat.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy can frequently be seen coming into sight in a closet mirror.
A massive fox has sometimes been perceived seated on a couch in an apartment near Eloy.
The ghost of a gold-miner is occasionally perceived in the backseat of a Nissan by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in her rear
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view mirror late at night. In any case, it without a doubt is a chilling ghost that any rational person wouldn't want to run into.
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Ghost Sightings From Eloy
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Ghost Sightings From Eloy
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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