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These are some lies we made up about El Mirage.
An ET from deep space may often be witnessed staggering through an El Mirage vicinity churchyard.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft can be perceived very often calling out names of people along a desolate highway next to El Mirage at midnight.
The ghost of a guy having half his head gone has occasionally been observed standing by a deserted highway in close proximity to El Mirage. It's been alleged that this exact ghost enjoys frightening unwise people who come seeking ghosts in El Mirage. Nevertheless, it indisputably is a creepy ghost that you would not want to encounter late at night.
The ghost of a youthful female sporting a blood-covered prom dress is now and then noticed yelling at the observer to go away on the shore of Dawn Lake. Based on what the residents say, this phantom could be the soul of a local resident who passed on here in El Mirage before the present.
A decapitated female can occasionally be spotted in Braewood
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Park in the early morning hours before sunrise dragging a dead body across the ground.
The spirit of an eleven feet enormous guy was spotted traveling on a low rider on a dark highway close to El Mirage. The ghost spoke of avenging an assassination. In any event, this is an antagonistic spirit that any sound person would not want to run into.
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space man from planet Jupiter showed up piling boulders in the center of New River.
A space invader from space was spotted taking in the view at Litchfield Park Dam at midnight.
The ghost of a teenage girl became visible seeking a photo up on the summit of Sunset Point. The witness freaked out and ran off.
A gargantuan parrot was observed in an El Mirage house.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was seen in Casa Grande Ruins National Monument right by the ranger station smoking a cigar.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy has often been spotted coming into sight in a washroom mirror.
Hansel and Gretel's mom is frequently made out after midnight pursuing a passing truck on a shady highway close to El Mirage.
An extremely large cow has been witnessed on a small number of occasions in the rear seat of a Buick by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From El Mirage
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Ghost Sightings From El Mirage
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
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