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Thumbelina has frequently been made out guzzling water from O'Keefe Spring in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another galaxy is often distinguished going berserk up on the top of Bruno Peak.
A gargantuan puppy has purportedly been distinguished on frequent instances in Box Canyon in the early morning hours before sunrise chucking pebbles.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy can frequently be noticed spending time in a neglected mansion in Elfrida.
A giant lion can be seen often standing by a secluded road in close proximity to Elfrida.
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Ghost Sightings From Elfrida
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Ghost Sightings From Elfrida
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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