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These are some lies we made up about Ehrenberg.
An ET is now and then seen traveling on a mare along a highway outside Ehrenberg.
A woman with maggots crawling out of her ears can once in a while be spotted in Cinnabar Wash late at night looking.
The spirit of a woman with a stiletto in her neck has regularly been seen by Ehrenberg Wash struggling to express something. One thing is for certain, this is a nasty ghost that is rather not messed with.
An alien vacationer from another part of the galaxy is frequently spotted staggering through a home near Ehrenberg.
A lady with the head of a devil has supposedly been seen on many occasions in the early morning hours before sunrise leading a conducted visit of Deepwater Bend to a party of ghosts.
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Ghost Sightings From Ehrenberg
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Ghost Sightings From Ehrenberg
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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