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These are some lies we made up about Eagar.
William Shakespeare has now and then been witnessed going nuts up on the highest spot of Athletic Dome.
A female with her left arm and right leg chopped off is every so often noticed mounted on a pony down a road near Eagar.
An enormous dormouse has supposedly been observed on one or two occasions at a public phone in Eagar using the phone.
An armed forces outfit striding about without a body in it can occasionally be made out slurping blood from a bottle alongside a secluded highway near Eagar before sunrise. No matter what, this is an unlikable ghost that should be shunned.
The martian captain of a UFO has repeatedly been observed flinging chunks of concrete into the flowing water at Grapevine Creek at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Eagar
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Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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