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These are some lies we made up about Duncan.
The ghost of a waitress became visible in a mirror in a Duncan mobile home; the phantom was solely to be seen in the mirror. This precise ghost has been spotted frequently in this spot. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
An enormous llama materialized smoking a pipe in Blackfield Canyon before sunrise.
A Chupacabra was made out looking over Hunter Flat after midnight.
A space man from planet Venus was witnessed in the middle of Burro Wash trying to locate a person.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy has regularly been spotted staring at the sight from the pinnacle of Indian Rocks in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Duncan
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Ghost Sightings From Duncan
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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