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These are some lies we made up about Douglas.
A sizeable creepy monster can be seen repeatedly walking a Terrier late in the night on a dark Douglas residential road.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has now and then been distinguished watching TV in a Douglas living room at night.
The ghost of an aged man with a large white beard is sometimes observed repositioning orbs around in Fifteenth Street Park on a dark night. In any event, it undeniably is a bloodcurdling ghost that is rather not disrupted.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO has allegedly been witnessed on a handful of instances on the apex of D Hill very late at night monitoring the landscape.
A space man from Mars has frequently been seen browsing through garbage container on a Douglas lane.
A woman with a sword sticking out of her head is frequently perceived looking angrily at the eye witness in Coronado National Forest right by the ranger station.
A space man from another part of the galaxy
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can often be spotted on a Douglas street late at night.
The spirit of a woman with a bag tied around her head may be observed over and over again going bananas by Chiricahua National Monument.
An ET has every now and then been observed looking at a woman slumbering in a bed in a home in Douglas.
A half transparent guy clothed as
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the captain of a craft is once in a while made out in a clothing store in the Douglas area.
A big scary ghost has been said to have been observed on numerous occasions ascending up from a storm drain on a Douglas residential street in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a youthful man wearing a confederate uniform may occasionally be made out playing a flute in a Douglas flat. One of the local residents confidently says that this spirit might be a recognized past local of Douglas. Whatever people state, this is an unfriendly phantom that you don't want to come across after midnight.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship was witnessed in a Douglas school before sunrise pacing the halls.
A gargantuan gopher was observed in a building near Douglas.
A space alien from planet Neptune showed up in a Douglas area grocery store, walking the aisles.
A massive burro was observed reading a newspaper before sunrise by a vending machine in Douglas.
A space alien from deep space was witnessed walking
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through a house in Douglas.
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Ghost Sightings From Douglas
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Ghost Sightings From Douglas
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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