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The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is repeatedly seen attempting to capture something near Alta Spring at night.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another world may regularly be distinguished looking at the surroundings at Larson Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A woman with a machete sticking out of her head may be witnessed often terrifying people in Pine Canyon late at night.
A space man from another world has every now and then been distinguished in the center of Putman Wash redistributing orbs about.
A Yeti is every so often spotted taking a rest at the dining table in a Dolan Springs house appearing terrifying.
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BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
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