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These are some lies we made up about Dewey.
An extraterrestrial explorer from the cosmos can sometimes be perceived trying to flag down cars in the middle of a shadowy highway in the vicinity of Dewey.
The ghost of a civil war fighter was observed mailing a parcel at a Dewey post office. Other reports of this spirit have been reported. Folks allege that this spirit is the struggling spirit of a long forgotten Dewey local resident. In any event, it undeniably is a chilling phantom that is better not upset.
A space man from planet Neptune materialized drifting down on Clipper Wash in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A big bloodcurdling ogre was spotted drinking regular from a gas pump at a refueling station in Dewey.
The ghost of a gentleman having demonic signs cut into his nose came into view dragging a cadaver over rocks in Prescott Valley Community Center Park at midnight. Many people around here have had identical incidents with an identical ghost. One of the folks who live
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here strongly alleges that this ghost is that of a local resident who lived here in Dewey a long time ago. No matter what people utter, this spirit indisputably is terrifying; one that you wouldn't want to come across around midnight.
An extraterrestrial from space was distinguished discussing into the night as if somebody else was there.
The
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ghost of a critically mangled hunter hauling a dead bear has regularly been spotted walking a Sheepdog at the stroke of midnight on a dark Dewey avenue. One thing is for sure, it's a chilling ghost that any commonsensical person would not want to come across.
The ghost of a young lady with a wire around her neck is often witnessed late in the night studying Chaparral Gulch in detail. Several of the people who live in this town allege this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolhardy folks who come seeking ghosts in Dewey.
A man without a head has been said to have been made out on a handful of instances in a plastic boat on Mesa Reservoir talking into the air. Anyway, it without a doubt is a creepy ghost that should be avoided.
An enormous gorilla can regularly be seen seeking a woman at Lower Dam in the early morning hours.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be witnessed time and again grasping a skull up on Mount Elliott.
A space man from planet Mars has once in a while
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been noticed weeping down near Beck Spring in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Dewey
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Ghost Sightings From Dewey
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
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