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These are some lies we made up about Dateland.
A Plateosaurus has repeatedly been observed strolling through a home in Dateland.
A gentleman's body having the head of a goat is repeatedly spotted before sunrise drifting along on Baragan Wash. One of the folks who live here definitely claims that this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Dateland in the past.
A female person has purportedly been made out on numerous instances smoking a pipe in Canyon Diablo before sunrise.
A colossal panda can be spotted over and over again around midnight visiting Sears Point.
The ghost of a gentleman hauling a sword has every so often been observed up on Half White Mountain trying to find another ghost. A number of people declare this ghost likes startling foolhardy people who have the courage to disturb the calm in Dateland. No matter what, it certainly is a bloodcurdling ghost that should be left alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Dateland
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
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