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These are some lies we made up about Cottonwood.
A menacing skeleton appeared relaxing on the floor in a residence close to Cottonwood. This individual phantom has been witnessed time and again in this location. It has been argued that this individual ghost gets pleasure from startling foolish people who have the guts to disrupt the silence in Cottonwood.
A guy that shifted shape into a vampire was witnessed in the early morning hours before sunrise hurrying after a passing Dodge on a dark highway outside Cottonwood. There are other reports about this ghost in the vicinity. If you talk to the folks who live here, this phantom enjoys startling foolish folks who come seeking phantoms in Cottonwood.
An enormous parrot emerged in the backseat of a Jeep by the driver witnessing the ghost in her rear view mirror at midnight.
A very large sloth was witnessed in Black Canyon after midnight looking wrathfully at the watcher.
A very large pronghorn was spotted in Tavasel Marsh at the stroke of
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midnight attempting to hide a dead body.
A space alien from another planet is frequently witnessed down by the shore at Pecks Lake throwing chunks of concrete.
A shining human figure is known to have been spotted on one or two occasions scraping out a crater mid stream in Bitter Creek.
The ghost of a young guy sporting a winter
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coat can frequently be made out destroying a map in Clarkdale Park late in the night. Based on what the local residents say, this ghost can be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Cottonwood some decades ago. No matter what folks express, it is in all certainty a menacing phantom that you do not want to come across at midnight.
A space man can be distinguished very often cutting grass in the front yard of a home in Cottonwood.
A decapitated gentleman has sometimes been noticed looking at the view from the apex of Sheepshead Mountain around midnight. One thing's for guaranteed, this ghost undeniably is scary; one that any normal person wouldn't want to come across.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship is sometimes perceived taking in the landscape at Tat Momolikot Dam late at night.
An alien vacationer from another part of the galaxy is rumored to have been noticed on several instances drinking water from Alex Spring before sunrise.
An enormous alligator may every now and then be noticed
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seated on a bench in a trailer in Cottonwood.
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Ghost Sightings From Cottonwood
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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