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A drifting ghost can regularly be distinguished marching in the middle of a deserted road next to Cornville. Regardless of what, this is a nasty ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
The phantom of a plane pilot may be perceived over and over again howling in Black Canyon after midnight. A local person claims that this spirit is the undead soul of a former Cornville resident.
A massive cat has from time to time been spotted gazing at the water by Tat Momolikot Dam before dawn.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet is from time to time made out coming into sight in a washroom mirror.
A space man from planet Pluto is rumored to have been noticed on many instances observing the panorama from the summit of House Mountain around midnight.
A Seismosaurus can occasionally be noticed by Cherry Creek reflecting.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack clutching a sizeable axe was witnessed before sunrise soaring over Beaverhead
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Flat. When made out the phantom came close to the eye witness who then ran away. Some of the folks here claim this ghost is that of a person who dwelled here in Cornville many years ago.
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Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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