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These are some lies we made up about Coolidge.
A gargantuan budgerigar was seen outside Casa Grande Ruins National Monument hurling boulders.
The ghost of a critically scorched female has frequently been perceived watching shows in a Coolidge living room after midnight.
A gargantuan canary is frequently seen hiding a dead body by a sizeable boulder in Casa Grande National Monument before sunrise.
The phantom of a guy with numbers carved into his cheek is known to have been noticed on several instances sipping blood from a mug up on Cholla Mountain. Regardless of what, it's a terrifying phantom that should be let alone.
An alien vacationer from another solar system can repeatedly be witnessed drifting down on Bogart Wash late at night.
The ghost of a train driver has from time to time been noticed browsing through trash cans on a Coolidge residential road. People here who have spotted this ghost argue this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through
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Coolidge some decades ago.
A space alien from Mars is every now and then spotted in Boyce Thompson Arboretum State Park near the ranger station smoking a cigar.
A space invader from another planet has allegedly been distinguished on several occasions on a Coolidge street around midnight.
A giant oryx may occasionally be noticed
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hanging in the air like a cloud in Coolidge.
An enormous platypus has often been perceived gazing at an old woman slumbering in an armchair in a house in Coolidge.
A massive kid is often seen trying on a hat in a Coolidge home.
An extremely large sloth may repeatedly be noticed scrambling up from a storm drain on a Coolidge road after midnight.
An ET may be seen very often snooping in mailboxes very late at night in Coolidge.
An alien explorer from the cosmos has from time to time been perceived playing a melody on a xylophone in a Coolidge apartment.
A space alien from Saturn is occasionally made out in a Coolidge highschool at night marching the halls.
The spirit of a badly mangled hunter hauling a dead wolf has supposedly been made out on one or two instances in a mirror in a Coolidge home; the ghost was exclusively perceptible in the mirror.
A huge woodchuck can once in a while be made out in an apartment in the vicinity of Coolidge.
A lady without a head was witnessed in a Coolidge area
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store, staggering the aisles. When the onlooker materialized the ghost ran off.
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Ghost Sightings From Coolidge
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Ghost Sightings From Coolidge
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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