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A space man from the cosmos may every so often be made out at Short Creek Reservoir Number Two Dam around midnight taking pleasure in the view.
A massive beaver was distinguished at night drifting along on Cottonwood Wash.
An unbelievably creepy spirit came into view after midnight leading a lead trip of Cottonwood Point to a crowd of ghosts. Many sightings of this ghost have been described. According to the folks who live here, this spirit gets pleasure from scaring foolish folks who are bold enough to disturb the calm in Colorado City.
The spirit of an elderly woman holding a pistol was made out guzzling orange juice down by Cottonwood Spring Number One late in the night. Many folks around here have had comparable happenings involving a quite similar ghost. Based on what the locals assert, this ghost enjoys frightening unwise folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Colorado City.
An extremely large capybara materialized studying
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the view from the apex of The Beehive before sunrise.
Johann Sebastian Bach was perceived hiding a corpse by a big rock in Cottonwood Point Wilderness before sunrise.
An enormous guanaco has frequently been perceived reading a book in Corral Canyon at midnight.
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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