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These are some lies we made up about Cochise.
The alien crew member of an alien spaceship was distinguished looking for something in Big Draw around midnight.
The ghost of a guy in a police force uniform has frequently been seen holding a human skull by Turkey Creek. Folks declare that this spirit may be the spirit of a person who lived here who died here in Cochise in the past. Any which way, it's a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An alien vacationer from the cosmos is repeatedly seen in Chiricahua Indian Reservation at the stroke of midnight sobbing.
An enormous ewe has been made out on many occasions down by Sulphur Spring around midnight staring.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may often be made out struggling to say something up on Blacktail Hill.
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Ghost Sightings From Cochise
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Ghost Sightings From Cochise
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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