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These are some lies we made up about Clifton.
An extraterrestrial has sometimes been witnessed shouting at the eye witness to disappear by Chase Creek.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship is sometimes made out in Blackbridge Picnic Area very late at night tossing chunks of concrete.
The ghost of an old prospector with a sizeable beard and a wooden leg is rumored to have been observed on one or two instances in a Clifton school at midnight wandering the corridors.
A colossal quagga may now and then be distinguished staring at the water by Tailings Water Reclamation Dam at night.
The ghost of an old woman gripping a gun was spotted seeking a picture by Evans Point. Being frightened by the onlookers the ghost receded into the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Clifton
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Ghost Sightings From Clifton
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
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