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These are some lies we made up about Clay Springs.
An enormous chipmunk can sometimes be distinguished in a Clay Springs area supermarket, striding the aisles.
The Wizard of Oz was seen hiding a corpse by a large boulder in Aunt Lottie Mormon Pioneer Historical Marker at night.
A gentleman that shape-shifted into a vampire was spotted fluttering across Gourd Flat at midnight. When observed the ghost came near the watcher who then ran away. No matter what people say, this ghost indisputably is terrifying; one that you wouldn't want to bump into before dawn.
An extraterrestrial from another planet was noticed on a dark night studying Bryant Canyon in detail.
The ghost of a pregnant female was observed relaxing at a coffee table in a Clay Springs mobile home meditating. This individual ghost has been noticed time and again in this area. Nonetheless, this is an unlikable ghost that any rational person wouldn't wish to come across.
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Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
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