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The spirit of a nine foot massive person may be spotted very often on a dark night exploring Bakers Pass in detail. Locals here who have perceived this phantom say this phantom can be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Clarkdale long ago.
The ghost of a teenage girl has now and then been seen slurping blood from a jar on the shore of Mingus Lake. People allege that this ghost is probably the undeceased ghost of a local who used to dwell here in Clarkdale.
The phantom of a lady having half her head missing is occasionally spotted in a mobile home in Clarkdale.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has been witnessed on one or two occasions in Clarkdale Park late in the night glugging down soda pop.
Johann Sebastian Bach can from time to time be witnessed in a Clarkdale apartment.
A figure with a skeleton face in gloomy robes has frequently been noticed articulating into the air up on the summit of Antelope Hills.
An alien has supposedly been perceived on one or two instances on the pinnacle of one of the hills in the Antelope Hills at night trying to locate something.
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The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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