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These are some lies we made up about Chino Valley.
An enormous warthog has every now and then been made out searching for a shoe under a parked Chrysler in a Chino Valley parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Galileo is from time to time perceived at Del Rio Dam around midnight throwing boulders.
A lady with worms crawling out of her eye sockets has purportedly been witnessed on frequent instances down beside Del Rio Springs before sunrise piling chunks of concrete. If you listen to what the local residents allege, this ghost loves terrifying people who are brave enough to upset the silence in Chino Valley.
An enormous dormouse can every now and then be observed in Big Chino Valley around midnight destroying a book.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars has often been observed up on Table Mountain looking for a box.
The ghost of a chained up lady has purportedly been spotted on numerous instances fly fishing from the water's edge of Sullivan Lake late at night. One thing's
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for guaranteed, it's a creepy spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system may repeatedly be seen at Granite Creek before dawn throwing stones into the current.
An alien can be observed often in a Chino Valley area auto part store, pacing the aisles.
An alien explorer from space is once
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in a while perceived trying to find a woman very late at night by a vending machine in Chino Valley.
A medusa is known to have been made out on several occasions relaxing at a coffee table in a Chino Valley building weeping.
A huge mandrill may once in a while be seen walking through a residence in Chino Valley.
A big scary dragon was perceived riding on a mare alongside a road in the neighborhood of Chino Valley.
A space alien from planet Mars materialized outside the entrance to Dead Horse Ranch State Park meditating.
A woman clutching her head next to her arm was seen rearranging orbs about in Montezuma Castle National Monument at the park headquarters. The ghost saluted the viewer.
The ghost of a gentleman having half his head gone came into sight marching through a house near Chino Valley. When the ghost was noticed it disappeared into the thin air. In any case, it without a doubt is a frightening ghost that should be left alone.
A decapitated female was perceived at a coin operated phone
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in Chino Valley making a telephone call. Panicked by the viewers the ghost withdrew into the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Chino Valley
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Ghost Sightings From Chino Valley
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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