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These are some lies we made up about Chinle.
A huge alpaca may from time to time be distinguished reading a newsletter in Canyon De Chelly National Monument right by the park headquarters.
A moderately rotten human cadaver has often been observed looking at the sight from the peak of Bitsihuitsos Butte in the early morning hours. A local woman alleges that this phantom loves startling foolish folks who are brave enough to interrupt the tranquility in Chinle.
A gigantic lizard has been said to have been spotted on several instances at the stroke of midnight checking out The Needle.
A lady on fire, clutching a fuel bottle can often be distinguished cleaning a blood-splattered shirt in Burro Spring at night.
A gargantuan marmoset has every so often been spotted attempting to state something in Black Stump Valley around midnight.
An extremely large shrew is now and then made out taking a rest at a table in a Chinle apartment.
A large menacing monster has been said to have been
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seen on one or two instances staring at people in a Chinle trailer through a peephole.
The ghost of a grower having on a worn hat may from time to time be noticed standing along a shadowy highway near Chinle.
A colossal bull was made out mailing a letter at a Chinle post office.
An alien from planet Neptune emerged slurping regular
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from a gas pump at a refueling station in Chinle.
A young girl wearing a blood-covered wedding dress was perceived speaking into the air as if someone besides was there. The ghost was indifferent that there was someone else present.
A female with a sea-green face was spotted walking a German Shepherd on a dark night on a gloomy Chinle residential road. When the watcher came into view the ghost escaped. No matter what, this ghost unquestionably is chilling; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
An alien from the cosmos was observed peeping through building windows in Chinle before sunrise.
The martian captain of a UFO is regularly observed watching movies in a Chinle living room at midnight.
A guy with a sword in his head has supposedly been perceived on a few instances rummaging around in trash container on a Chinle lane.
The ghost of a mailman can regularly be spotted hanging in the air like a helium balloon in Chinle.
A space invader from planet Venus may be made out repeatedly staring at
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an old man sleeping on a mattress in a trailer in Chinle.
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Ghost Sightings From Chinle
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Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
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