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These are some lies we made up about Chandler.
A luminous human figure has purportedly been noticed on a few instances beside the waterfront at Emerald Acres Number Two Subdivision Water Retention Basin gazing crossly at the witness. One thing's for sure, it's a menacing ghost that any sensible person wouldn't want to run into.
Genghis Khan can regularly be noticed yelling at the onlooker to disappear in Alma Ward Park late at night.
A gargantuan addax can be perceived very frequently wandering next to a deserted highway outside Chandler.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has sometimes been distinguished seated on a sofa in an apartment near Chandler.
The phantom of a pregnant woman is every so often noticed very late at night following a passing Dodge on a dark highway near Chandler. One of the locals steadfastly claims that this phantom can be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Chandler before the present.
The alien navigator of a flying saucer has allegedly been spotted
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on many instances watering plants in the yard of a trailer in Chandler.
Count Dracula can every so often be perceived by a man canoeing in a river in the neighborhood of Chandler.
The ghost of a young man wearing a jacket has repeatedly been observed sitting in a beanbag in a trailer in Chandler. In any event, it in all certainty is a
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terrifying ghost that should be steered clear of.
A space man from Mars is frequently witnessed outside the entrance to Lost Dutchman State Park verbalizing into the air.
A gargantuan fawn has allegedly been witnessed on one or two instances in Casa Grande Ruins National Monument quite near the ranger station reading a newsletter.
A beheaded gentleman can regularly be noticed searching for something beneath a streetlight in Chandler. A number of people declare this ghost may be a distinguished old days inhabitant of Chandler. No matter what, this ghost sure is menacing; one that is preferably not interrupted.
A lady with her head removed can be distinguished often striding from trailer to trailer very late at night on a Chandler lane. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a frightening ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter at the stroke of midnight.
A huge rhinoceros has every so often been distinguished searching through the freezer in the kitchen of a Chandler flat in the early morning hours.
The ghost
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of a guy clutching a bloody axe has purportedly been seen on a small number of occasions gazing at folks in a Chandler mobile home through an air vent. According to the residents, this ghost is most likely the tormented ghost of a resident who used to live here in Chandler. Nevertheless, it's undoubtedly a creepy ghost that any wise person wouldn't want to run into.
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Ghost Sightings From Chandler
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Ghost Sightings From Chandler
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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