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These are some lies we made up about Central.
The phantom of a gravely mangled hunter hauling a dead cougar can once in a while be seen reasoning down at the waterfront at Allen Reservoir.
A female lacking a head has regularly been observed climbing out of a manhole on a Central road at night.
A gentleman without a head is repeatedly observed looking creepy in Sheriffs Posse Rodeo and Roping Area late in the night. A man who lives here claims that this ghost may very well be a distinguished former time inhabitant of Central.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is known to have been noticed on numerous occasions snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Central.
An exceptionally menacing phantom may regularly be spotted tossing pieces of wood into the water at Ash Creek late at night. Regardless of what people say, this is a nasty phantom that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to encounter.
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Ghost Sightings From Central
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Ghost Sightings From Central
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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