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A large chilling giant may repeatedly be distinguished musicalizing on an accordion in a Cave Creek flat.
A lady with a green face can be noticed very frequently in a Cave Creek highschool around midnight wandering the hallways.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has every now and then been noticed in a building near Cave Creek.
A space man is every so often made out in a Cave Creek area hardware store, wandering the aisles.
An extremely large capybara has been seen on a handful of occasions looking terrifying late at night by a mailbox in Cave Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Cave Creek
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
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