|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Cave Creek.
The ghost of a street bum appeared pointing at the watcher in Black Mountain Summit Park before sunrise. The onlooker ran away immediately after he witnessed the ghost. Whichever way, this is a bad ghost that any sound person wouldn't wish to encounter.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy materialized in Go John Canyon very late at night shouting at the bystander to go away.
A gargantuan lion was seen conversing into the air as if somebody in addition was there.
The spirit of an aged witch was perceived flinging stones into the stream at Cottonwood Creek at the stroke of midnight. The ghost was unconcerned that there was someone else there. In any case, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A guy with a sizeable hole through his torso has repeatedly been spotted glugging down water from Apache Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien from Saturn is frequently spotted on the highest
| |
|
spot of Apache Peak at the stroke of midnight glancing at the view.
An alien from another solar system can frequently be observed looking through house windows in Cave Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A guy having the head of a demon can be spotted often watching movies in a Cave Creek living room on a dark night. A local
| |
| |
resident asserts that this ghost is the stressed soul of a former Cave Creek person who lived here.
A lady on fire, holding a gasoline container has from time to time been spotted on a Cave Creek residential street before dawn.
A very large dromedary is occasionally witnessed in Lost Dutchman State Park by the park headquarters reading a magazine.
The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft is known to have been noticed on a small number of instances in Casa Grande Ruins National Monument right by the park headquarters gripping a human headbone.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot can once in a while be witnessed floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Cave Creek.
The Loch Ness Monster has frequently been spotted in a shoe store in the Cave Creek vicinity.
An enormous fawn is frequently seen trying on a shirt in a Cave Creek mobile home.
An alien voyager from another planet is rumored to have been perceived on a few occasions poking around in mailboxes around midnight in Cave
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Cave Creek
Submit a lie about Cave Creek, Arizona:
Other untruthful towns near Cave Creek, Arizona:
Phoenix, Arizona, 12 miles away
Scottsdale, Arizona, 12 miles away
New River, Arizona, 14 miles away
Paradise Valley, Arizona, 16 miles away
Glendale, Arizona, 18 miles away
Rio Verde, Arizona, 20 miles away
Fountain Hills, Arizona, 20 miles away
Black Canyon City, Arizona, 20 miles away
Fort Mcdowell, Arizona, 23 miles away
Tempe, Arizona, 25 miles away
Peoria, Arizona, 25 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Arizona
|
Ghost Sightings From Cave Creek
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
MORE JOKES
|
