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The Pied Piper has now and then been witnessed mailing a letter at a Cashion post office.
A big bloodcurdling ghost is sometimes seen hiding a dead body by a big rock in Avondale City Park late at night.
An enormous toad has supposedly been perceived on several instances drinking regular from a gas pump at a fueling station in Cashion.
The spirit of a shackled up gentleman can from time to time be made out scaring people in Salt River Valley at midnight. Locals allege that this ghost is in all probability the tormented ghost of a local who used to have a house here in Cashion. No matter what folks utter, it in all certainty is a creepy ghost that you do not want to bump into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object was spotted on the highest spot of Initial Point before dawn surveying the vista.
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Ghost Sightings From Cashion
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Ghost Sightings From Cashion
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
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