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These are some lies we made up about Casa Grande.
A space invader from another solar system emerged gazing at an old woman slumbering on a futon in a flat in Casa Grande.
An extraterrestrial was noticed in Burris Park at the stroke of midnight flashing a flash light.
A gigantic badger materialized in a hardware store in the Casa Grande area.
A giant bunny was noticed trying on a jacket in a Casa Grande trailer.
An martian traveler from another part of the galaxy was made out looking frightening up on the peak of Black Butte.
A gargantuan muskrat has regularly been witnessed poking around in mailboxes at midnight in Casa Grande.
Christopher Columbus is repeatedly distinguished quite near the entrance to Casa Grande Ruins National Monument shouting at the eye witness to beat it.
An enormous turtle is rumored to have been spotted on numerous occasions in Lost Dutchman State Park near the park headquarters going out of control.
An ET from another world may frequently be made
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out playing a piano in a Casa Grande home.
A female grasping her head next to her arm may be distinguished very often in a Casa Grande school late in the night striding the corridors. According to what the folks who live here argue, this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long gone Casa Grande local.
The ghost of a guy with half his
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head not there has sometimes been witnessed in a mirror in a Casa Grande house; the phantom was solely to be seen in the mirror. Many people who live here say this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while traveling through Casa Grande before the present.
A space man is known to have been observed on one or two instances in a flat close to Casa Grande.
The martian captain of a flying saucer has repeatedly been observed looking for a shoe by a parked car in a Casa Grande parking lot at night.
A beheaded lady is repeatedly made out in a Casa Grande area hardware store, marching the aisles.
An alien traveler from the cosmos has allegedly been witnessed on one or two occasions smoking a cigar in the early morning hours before sunrise by a road sign in Casa Grande.
A space alien from the Moon can regularly be perceived strolling through a mobile home in Casa Grande.
The phantom of an adolescent girl may be spotted very often being carried by a mule beside a highway in the neighborhood
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of Casa Grande. No matter what, this is an unfriendly phantom that you don't want to encounter at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Casa Grande
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Ghost Sightings From Casa Grande
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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