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These are some lies we made up about Camp Verde.
A very large gemsbok is now and then witnessed outside Montezuma Castle National Monument screaming at the bystander to go away.
A very large gnu can occasionally be spotted in the middle of Beaver Creek throwing stones.
A lady with a sea-green face has often been distinguished walking a Pit Bull in the early morning hours on a gloomy Camp Verde avenue. In any case, it's a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A space invader is frequently noticed checking out Allen Canyon in detail after midnight.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft is known to have been observed on several instances peeking through mobile home windows in Camp Verde after midnight.
An alien tourist from another part of the galaxy may frequently be made out watching movies in a Camp Verde living room around midnight.
A space invader from Venus may be witnessed often on the highest spot of Middle Schroeder Butte on a dark
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night watching the surroundings.
Nicolaus Copernicus has occasionally been noticed verbalizing into the air down next to Amerone Spring Number One late at night.
A very large newt has been perceived on frequent instances soaring over Beasley Flat at night.
A Velociraptor may once in a while be seen in Camp Verde Indian Reservation
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in the early morning hours before sunrise burying a cadaver by a big boulder.
An enormous cony was witnessed going through garbage cans on a Camp Verde road.
A gargantuan sloth came into sight suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Camp Verde.
A man having a knife in his head showed up gazing at an old woman sleeping on the floor in a trailer in Camp Verde. The arrival of the eye witness scared the ghost who then disappeared. It's been claimed that this precise ghost is the undead spirit of a long departed Camp Verde local resident. Regardless of what, it undoubtedly is a menacing spirit that is rather not disrupted.
The ghost of a delivery man was witnessed in Coconino National Forest outside the park headquarters struggling to utter something. The ghost spoke about avenging a murder.
A man's body having the head of a lizard was seen trying on shoes in a Camp Verde home. The witness freaked out and escaped. Regardless of what folks verbalize, this ghost indisputably is menacing; one that you wouldn't
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want to encounter before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Camp Verde
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Ghost Sightings From Camp Verde
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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