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Hansel and Gretel's mom is frequently distinguished at midnight staring across Beargrass Basin.
A very large crocodile has purportedly been spotted on many occasions at Dewey Flat Dam at the stroke of midnight enjoying the scenery.
The ghost of a seriously burned female can often be made out studying the view from the summit of Granite Peak at midnight.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system may be distinguished over and over again pulling a cadaver from the ice cold water of Fivemile Wash on a dark night.
The phantom of a guy with a pentagram etched into his hand is from time to time spotted next to Bee Spring before sunrise flickering a flash light.
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Ghost Sightings From Bylas
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
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