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These are some lies we made up about Bullhead City.
A giant armadillo can sometimes be spotted staggering through a building in Bullhead City.
A gigantic shrew was witnessed gazing wrathfully at the bystander by Big Bend.
The martian pilot of a UFO materialized at Montana Wash at night heaving boulders into the stream.
An alien explorer from outer space appeared exploring Mohave Valley in detail late in the night.
A very large bunny was spotted being carried by a mule beside a highway near Bullhead City.
A space man from planet Pluto has regularly been spotted in the early morning hours soaring across Mohave Valley.
A giant tiger is repeatedly distinguished trying to locate a hat at Evaporation Pond Number Five Dam before dawn.
A massive grizzly bear may often be spotted hurling chunks of concrete into Beaver Lake very late at night.
The ghost of a lady with a sack tied around her head can be witnessed very frequently staggering through a trailer in close
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proximity to Bullhead City.
A Pterodactyl has once in a while been distinguished up on Conical Peak smoking a pipe.
A big scary ghost is occasionally noticed at a coin operated phone in Bullhead City talking on the phone.
The ghost of a bound up man has purportedly been noticed on one or two occasions down by Hiko Springs at night
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trying to find a man. It's been alleged that this exact spirit could be the spirit of a resident who passed away here in Bullhead City a long time ago.
A space alien from another solar system may once in a while be perceived sniveling along a deserted road near Bullhead City very late at night.
An ET has regularly been seen outside Lake Mead National Recreation Area howling.
A gargantuan impala has purportedly been distinguished on numerous instances hanging out in a vacant structure in Bullhead City.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship can regularly be spotted traveling on a bike on a shadowy road in the vicinity of Bullhead City.
The phantom of a bum can be seen time and again in a building in Bullhead City. According to the local residents, this ghost is in all probability the undead ghost of a person who used to live here in Bullhead City. Anyway, it's a creepy ghost that you do not want to come across at midnight.
An alien tourist from another part of the galaxy has now and then
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been spotted in a Bullhead City flat.
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Ghost Sightings From Bullhead City
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Ghost Sightings From Bullhead City
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
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