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These are some lies we made up about Buckeye.
A gargantuan armadillo may sometimes be spotted at a public phone in Buckeye using the telephone.
An ET has repeatedly been noticed articulating into the air by a deserted highway right next door to Buckeye before dawn.
A lady with a somewhat see-through body is rumored to have been perceived on numerous occasions reading a newsletter in Buckeye Sports Field at night.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer can be perceived frequently staying in a deserted mansion in Buckeye.
A space alien from the Moon has occasionally been seen looking at the vista from the peak of Eagle Mountain after midnight.
A big chilling monster has allegedly been distinguished on several instances at Buckeye FRS Dam Number One on a dark night looking.
The ghost of a man dressed in a police force outfit may every so often be spotted attempting to capture something in the center of Lum Wash.
An alien from space was perceived standing by a wild road in close
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proximity to Buckeye.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was observed contemplating in Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument right by the ranger station.
A huge goat came into sight in a home in Buckeye.
A massive ground hog was made out in a Buckeye home.
An extremely large weasel was noticed showing
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up in a bedroom mirror.
An alien from planet Mercury has frequently been perceived sitting on a bench in a building outside Buckeye.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is regularly observed in the early morning hours before sunrise chasing a passing Honda on a murky road near Buckeye. In any case, it's a menacing phantom that you wouldn't want to run into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from the cosmos has been said to have been witnessed on one or two instances in the backseat of a Ford by the driver noticing the ghost in her rear view mirror before sunrise.
The ghost of a man sporting an army uniform can be distinguished very often raking leaves in the yard of a mobile home in Buckeye.
A Stegosaurus has occasionally been seen sitting on the floor in a building in Buckeye.
A lady with a sword sticking out of her head is once in a while observed obliterating a shoe beside a streetlight in Buckeye. If you talk to the locals, this phantom likes terrifying
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folks who come seeking phantoms in Buckeye. No matter what, it certainly is a creepy spirit that any sound person would not want to bump into.
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Ghost Sightings From Buckeye
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Ghost Sightings From Buckeye
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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