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These are some lies we made up about Bouse.
An alien from deep space may often be witnessed pacing through a mobile home in Bouse.
A black as coal snake that transformed into a lady can be made out over and over again by Cunningham Wash mounding stones. Locals allege that this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long forgotten Bouse resident.
The ghost of a dispossessed gentleman has from time to time been observed flying over Cactus Plain in the early morning hours. Whichever way, this is a bad ghost that should be steered clear of.
A scary beast is occasionally made out observing the vista from the top of Bouse Hills around midnight. A local resident argues that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while passing through Bouse some time ago.
The ghost of a miner is rumored to have been perceived on several occasions riding on a camel down a road in the neighborhood of Bouse. Some of the people who live here argue this ghost is that of a local who lived here in Bouse long ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Bouse
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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