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These are some lies we made up about Benson.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos is often noticed at a coin operated phone in Benson talking on the phone.
The ghost of a civil war soldier has supposedly been noticed on a small number of occasions floating along Cadillac Wash in the early morning hours before sunrise. A lot of residents claim this phantom gets pleasure from startling foolish folks who come trying to locate phantoms in Benson. Regardless of what folks verbalize, this ghost indisputably is creepy; one that is rather not disturbed.
The ghost of a seriously scorched woman can repeatedly be made out walking through a Benson neighborhood burial ground. Locals say that this ghost may be the soul of a resident who passed on here in Benson some time ago.
The ghost of an engine driver has occasionally been witnessed grasping a human cranium in Cornfield Canyon before sunrise.
The ghost of a severely mangled hunter dragging a dead cougar is every so often made out hanging out in
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a derelict villa in Benson.
A huge mule may from time to time be distinguished mounted on a moped on a murky highway near Benson.
A huge gorilla has regularly been distinguished gazing over Galleta Flat before sunrise.
Aristotle is often distinguished in a rubber boat on Willow Lake pondering.
An enormous burro can frequently
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be distinguished at Kartchner Caverns State Park shifting orbs around.
A female with no head may be made out time and again appearing creepy outside the entrance to Chiricahua National Monument.
A massive hartebeest has once in a while been spotted in a Benson house.
A very large ox is from time to time made out walking by the side of a wild highway outside Benson.
The ghost of a young female with a rope around her neck has been distinguished on many instances relaxing in a chair in a mobile home next to Benson.
An ET may now and then be made out in the backseat of a Buick by the driver setting eyes on the phantom in his rear view mirror after midnight.
An enormously menacing phantom was distinguished trimming bushes in the side yard of a building in Benson. The ghost didn't seem to be agonized by the observers. One thing's for certain, this is a bad ghost that you would not want to bump into very late at night.
An enormous zebu materialized by an old man fishing by a lake in the vicinity of Benson.
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ghost of an old gold digger with a sizeable beard and a hook instead of his hand was seen seated on the floor in a residence in Benson. The spirit acknowledged the presence of the viewer. A local person argues that this ghost may well be a renowned past native of Benson. Nevertheless, it's a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Benson
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Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
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