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These are some lies we made up about Bellemont.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is known to have been witnessed on many occasions gulping regular unleaded from a gas pump at a fuel station in Bellemont.
The ghost of a gentleman holding a blood-splattered axe may be noticed time and again facing the bystander in Arroyo Park late at night. Folks here assert that this ghost is in all probability the stressed ghost of a local resident who used to have a house here in Bellemont.
An armed forces uniform staggering about lacking a body in it has from time to time been spotted pulling a body from the chilly water of Schultz Creek around midnight. One of the locals determinedly asserts that this spirit is the stressed spirit of a former Bellemont resident.
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two instances going nuts in Fay Canyon before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto may sometimes be made out heading a piloted visit of Fisher Point to a cluster of ghosts around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Bellemont
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Ghost Sightings From Bellemont
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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