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These are some lies we made up about Bagdad.
An martian voyager from another galaxy has frequently been distinguished chatting into the air as if someone in addition was in attendance.
A space man from planet Mercury is repeatedly observed at Bagdad Tailings Dam late at night taking pleasure in the scenery.
A young girl wearing a bloody wedding dress has been perceived on one or two occasions startling people in Bevering Gulch late at night.
A big scary ogre can frequently be observed yelling names up on Black Mesa.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has now and then been noticed pointing at the bystander by Alum Creek.
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Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
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