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These are some lies we made up about Avondale.
A space invader showed up glugging down regular from a gas pump at a fuel station in Avondale.
The spirit of a young-looking female with a wire around her neck was perceived in Avondale City Park before sunrise burying a cadaver by a big boulder. Numerous people in the neighborhood have had comparable incidents with an almost identical ghost. In any event, it's a menacing ghost that you would not want to meet at the stroke of midnight.
A Tyrannosaurus was noticed articulating into the air as if someone else was present.
A man with no head has often been spotted on a dark night drifting down Agua Fria River.
An alien explorer from the cosmos is regularly observed staring through apartment windows in Avondale around midnight.
An ET from planet Jupiter may often be spotted going berserk in Salt River Valley before sunrise.
A gigantic impala may be observed repeatedly hurling chunks of concrete up on the apex of Initial Point.
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extraterrestrial from another planet has from time to time been spotted at Litchfield Park Dam around midnight taking in the view.
The alien commander of an alien spaceship has been seen on frequent occasions watching cable in an Avondale living room at night.
An alien explorer from another galaxy may every so often be made out on an
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Avondale residential street very late at night.
A mermaid has often been witnessed devouring a fish at the entrance to Casa Grande Ruins National Monument.
A fantastically terrifying ghost is frequently seen hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Avondale.
A space alien from another planet has purportedly been made out on frequent occasions gazing at an old woman slumbering on the floor in a flat in Avondale.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spaceship can frequently be distinguished trying on a hat in an Avondale flat.
An alien explorer from space has from time to time been witnessed snooping in mailboxes late in the night in Avondale.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter is occasionally witnessed in an Avondale highschool before dawn strolling the halls.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is rumored to have been spotted on numerous occasions in a house next to Avondale.
An extremely large cow was noticed trying to locate a bag next to a parked Ford in an Avondale
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Ghost Sightings From Avondale
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Ghost Sightings From Avondale
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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