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These are some lies we made up about Ash Fork.
Frankenstein's Monster was distinguished mailing a package at an Ash Fork post office.
An alien from another planet became visible by Williscraft Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at the water.
The ghost of a grower sporting a straw hat was witnessed tossing rocks into the flowing water at Eightmile Creek on a dark night. When the witness materialized the ghost ran away. Nevertheless, this is a hostile ghost that you do not want to run into at night.
The martian technician of a UFO showed up sobbing next to Tucker Spring late in the night.
A massive ewe was spotted looking at the sight from the summit of Big Black Mesa at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Ash Fork
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Ghost Sightings From Ash Fork
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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