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These are some lies we made up about Arlington.
An enormous gorilla has every so often been made out mid stream in Centennial Wash hauling a cranium.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos is every now and then made out in Arlington State Wildlife Area around midnight dragging a dead body across the dirt.
Ludwig van Beethoven is known to have been made out on numerous instances on the top of Arlington Mesa after midnight looking at the panorama.
A giant cat can once in a while be noticed before sunrise exploring Arlington Valley in detail.
A woman devoid of a head was observed shining a flash light at Gillespie Dam at night. Many stories of this ghost have been reported.
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Ghost Sightings From Arlington
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Ghost Sightings From Arlington
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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