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We do have UFO sightings over some reservations near the Mexico border... south of Toltec and eloy but nothing like that... some kids used to play dungeons and dragons in my home before it burned down... then my dad bought the home and rebuilt it and I had many thing happen to me in the home... my home is in Toltec... email me for more info... phil85231@aol.com.
Submitted by anonymous
Category: ufo
These are some lies we made up about Arizona City.
The spirit of a guy gripping a sword is repeatedly made out pacing from mobile home to mobile home after midnight on an Arizona City residential road. According to the people who live here, this ghost may well be a recognized days gone by local of Arizona City.
A space alien from another solar system can often be seen having a seat at a table in an Arizona City flat.
A space man may be seen repeatedly staring at people in an Arizona City mobile home through a window.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying
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object has occasionally been observed up on the peak of Toltec Buttes frightening people.
A lady with worms crawling out of her ears is once in a while made out late in the night staring across Santa Cruz Flats. Regardless of what, it's a menacing phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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