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These are some lies we made up about Arivaca.
An alien from another planet was spotted marching through a trailer right next door to Arivaca.
The ghost of a gentleman grasping a blood-splattered knife materialized tossing bricks mid stream in Amigo Wash. The ghost mumbled about revenging a homicide.
An army uniform pacing around lacking a body in it was spotted in Alamito Canyon at the stroke of midnight excavating a crack. The eye witness panicked and ran away. Based on what the residents allege, this spirit is that of a local person who had a house here in Arivaca some decades ago. Regardless of what, it certainly is a frightening ghost that should be steered clear of.
The martian pilot of an unidentified flying object was noticed devastating a photo next to Cienagita Spring before sunrise.
An alien vacationer from another part of the galaxy has repeatedly been witnessed fluttering over the Las Guijas Mountains at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Arivaca
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Ghost Sightings From Arivaca
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
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